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You will love
this one, I
haven't stop
laughing yet.
For those of you
who have never
traveled to the
west, or
southwest,
cattle guards
are horizontal
steel rails
placed at fence
openings, in
dug-out places
in the roads
adjacent to
highways
(sometimes
across
highways), to
prevent cattle
from crossing
over that area.
For some reason
the cattle will
not step on the
"guards,"
probably because
they fear
getting their
feet caught
between the
rails.

A few months
ago, President
Obama received
and was reading
a report that
there were over
100,000 cattle
guards in
Colorado . The
Colorado
ranchers had
protested his
proposed changes
in grazing
policies, so he
ordered the
Secretary of the
Interior to fire
half of the
“cattle” guards
immediately!
Before the
Secretary of the
Interior could
respond and
presumably try
to straighten
President Obama
out on the
matter,
Vice-President
Joe Biden,
intervened with
a request
that...before
any “cattle”
guards were
fired, they be
given six months
of retraining
for Arizona
border guards.
'Times are
hard', said Joe
Biden, 'it's
only fair to the
cattle guards
and their
families!'

And these two
guys are running
our country,
What the ^&@%#!
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