Happy Birthday Mr. President Obama!

Happy Birthday Mr. President! I sure hope you enjoy your special day! I just want to take a minute and thank you for all you’ve done for our country in such a short time in office! Great Job on all your hard work taking care of the huge immigration problem and trying to make Arizona into being a bad state for doing what you should be doing times 10! Awesome job in creating countless new government offices and jobs! Great Job inventing new and fun ways to spend our children’s children’s money! And way to go making everyone in America feel so patriotic the way you and the “1^st lady” respect the country and what it stands for so explicitly! It really makes us all feel so good that such America loving, Patriotic, God Fearing folks such as yourselves are in the position you’re in, you are truly special!! And I just have to tell you how wonderful of a job you’re doing re-writing the constitution, it’s so nice we can rely on someone like you to do that for us with all your great socialistic ideas and plans! Thank you so much for saying one thing and doing another, time and time again! We all really love the way you do that in front of the cameras so often, it’s really entertaining and a great example for our children to model themselves after! And thanks so much for your hard work of trying to take GOD out of America even though that’s what this country was founded on! Congratulations and hat’s off to you for your timely and expert handling of the oil spill! That’s just awesome how we can rely on you to instantly snap into action and accept all help offered for this and get it taken care of as promptly as you have! And we all really appreciate how you “gave” us all healthcare without a “dime out of the taxpayer’s pockets whether we wanted it or not! And last but not least, just a plain thank you for always doing the opposite of what the majority of America wants or believes in! You are truly the best President America could ever dream of having. I’m positive that our founding fathers had someone just like you in mind to lead our country when they were getting everything set up and believing “In God We Trust”! You are truly an amazing man!!!!!